I hate it when its summer time
It hardly ever rains
No cozy sweaters no teatime
Just sunburns and pain
Everyone is out somewhere
Causing trouble I gotta fix
I have to stay up till 1 just to see no sun
And the heat makes everyone dicks
I hate it when its summer time
I cant wear a lot of black
We never go camping as much as we plan
And when we do mosquito attack
Suns too hot, waters too cold. And I really hate wearing pastels
Forests blaze up cloud the sky forcing everyone to go inside
And imagine what it's like to live in hell
The worst part is summer flings
No well thought out romances
My friends think that just cuz its summertime
Itll improve their romantic chances
It doesnt, they just find some asshat with a four by four and a masculinity complex
But its summer so they'll still take their chance
And the next and the next and the next
Summer is not the time for love
Cuz the heat messes with everyone's head
Dont let dehydration make you hallucinate
Or you'll think you see pink flags when they're actually red
And what's the deal with summer bodies?
Who actually likes wearing swimsuits?
But we starve ourselves to wear these dumb things
For the insta likes instead of eating good food?
And shorts, I dont want to wear shorts
They're tiny and I'm scared they'll fly up
And who actually wants to see my hairy toes?
In a flimsy pair of flip flops?
I can go on but you get the gist
Summer is overrated
When it leaves it wont be missed
By me or the five douchebags that my best friend dated
This season is good for indoor reflection
And hiding under hats and umbrellas
If you can go to another nation
Be heat crazy where it's not all in front of us
You cant change my mind, I want to wear toques
Also, sunscreen is disgusting
So please leave me be in my pit of misery
Until fall sets me free from this season of overheating, lusting and frustrated cussing
And I can be comfortable again in the dark with a blanket a book and some tea
It hardly ever rains
No cozy sweaters no teatime
Just sunburns and pain
Everyone is out somewhere
Causing trouble I gotta fix
I have to stay up till 1 just to see no sun
And the heat makes everyone dicks
I hate it when its summer time
I cant wear a lot of black
We never go camping as much as we plan
And when we do mosquito attack
Suns too hot, waters too cold. And I really hate wearing pastels
Forests blaze up cloud the sky forcing everyone to go inside
And imagine what it's like to live in hell
The worst part is summer flings
No well thought out romances
My friends think that just cuz its summertime
Itll improve their romantic chances
It doesnt, they just find some asshat with a four by four and a masculinity complex
But its summer so they'll still take their chance
And the next and the next and the next
Summer is not the time for love
Cuz the heat messes with everyone's head
Dont let dehydration make you hallucinate
Or you'll think you see pink flags when they're actually red
And what's the deal with summer bodies?
Who actually likes wearing swimsuits?
But we starve ourselves to wear these dumb things
For the insta likes instead of eating good food?
And shorts, I dont want to wear shorts
They're tiny and I'm scared they'll fly up
And who actually wants to see my hairy toes?
In a flimsy pair of flip flops?
I can go on but you get the gist
Summer is overrated
When it leaves it wont be missed
By me or the five douchebags that my best friend dated
This season is good for indoor reflection
And hiding under hats and umbrellas
If you can go to another nation
Be heat crazy where it's not all in front of us
You cant change my mind, I want to wear toques
Also, sunscreen is disgusting
So please leave me be in my pit of misery
Until fall sets me free from this season of overheating, lusting and frustrated cussing
And I can be comfortable again in the dark with a blanket a book and some tea
