I hate it when my best friend dates
These guys they think that they're all that
Cuz they've got one chromosome that's a y
Driving up in they're dumb trucks
Whistling when she goes by
They think that they are oh so great
Cuz she'll give you the time of day
And you tell her she should change for you
The day you start to date
I hate it when my best friend dates
Kinda really hate it that she's straight
Dont get me wrong I'm straight too
But at least some girl would know what to never ever ever say
I hate it when my best friend dates
Never met a guy she liked who wasnt fake
She works so hard to live and love herself
I'm sick and tired of watching her cry and break
Just cuz some guy she dates
Was yet another pig
I've spent years telling her shes worth something
Drown out the nasty voices
And it's not just terrible guys she goes for
Some are half decent choices
But none can seem to look at her
And see a human being
Im sick of my best friend being treated like a sex object
And I'm pissed enough to break something
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She ain't perfect, no one is but at least shes honest and kind
Yes, she sure is beautiful but shes also got a remarkable mind
She gets into trouble, yeah it's true, but what does that have to do with you being a stupid, negative, controlling, pervert who thinks youre entitled to everything because you're a guy!
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These guys they think that they're all that
Cuz they've got one chromosome that's a y
Driving up in they're dumb trucks
Whistling when she goes by
They think that they are oh so great
Cuz she'll give you the time of day
And you tell her she should change for you
The day you start to date
I hate it when my best friend dates
Kinda really hate it that she's straight
Dont get me wrong I'm straight too
But at least some girl would know what to never ever ever say
I hate it when my best friend dates
Never met a guy she liked who wasnt fake
She works so hard to live and love herself
I'm sick and tired of watching her cry and break
Just cuz some guy she dates
Was yet another pig
I've spent years telling her shes worth something
Drown out the nasty voices
And it's not just terrible guys she goes for
Some are half decent choices
But none can seem to look at her
And see a human being
Im sick of my best friend being treated like a sex object
And I'm pissed enough to break something
Chorus
She ain't perfect, no one is but at least shes honest and kind
Yes, she sure is beautiful but shes also got a remarkable mind
She gets into trouble, yeah it's true, but what does that have to do with you being a stupid, negative, controlling, pervert who thinks youre entitled to everything because you're a guy!
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